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I guess I should say something here....

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:






MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU





This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:

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MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

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ohstopityou


This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

John: good evening, you alright?
Martin: what the fuck
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Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
Sherlock: liar
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Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
Tyler: smh shut up u love him
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Stiles: aaayyyyyy
Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
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Dean: I secretly love castiel
Jensen: I openly love misha
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Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
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Captain Jack: I like dick
John: I like dick
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Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
Doctor: saNDWICHES
Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
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Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man
ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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Anonymous said: I love your url OMG.

Thanks random person. 

andrewvanwynperfect:

imagine a show like wife swap except its about bands switching lead singers for 2 weeks

nico-percy:

Has anyone ever realised how weird birth is?
It’s like a human coming out of another human. It’s so fucking creepy! That’s what you expect from a horror film.
Just casually push or cut out a human from another human!!

stopholdingontoair:

It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

calibornsbottombitch:

coltcelestia:

modebatty:

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd