I guess I should say something here....
before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’
omfg no romo
hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine
haha about that,
if you think about it, penises are the true fountain of youth
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.